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ILLICIT GMO Cookies | Smokos (1ct)

GMO Cookies is a potent indica hybrid strain developed by Mamiko Seeds, born from the powerful cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Chemdog. Despite its name, GMO Cookies is not a genetically modified organism but a masterful blend of two legendary strains. This variety is celebrated for its unique flavor profile, featuring strong aromas of diesel, coffee, and fruit, with subtle hints of garlic, mushroom, and onion (GMO) inherited from its Chemdog lineage.

The strain’s complex terpene profile includes Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Bisabolol, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Limonene adds a touch of citrus that uplifts the senses, while Caryophyllene introduces spicy notes that enhance the earthy and pungent aroma. Myrcene brings musky and herbal undertones, promoting a sense of relaxation. Humulene adds subtle earthy and woody flavors, and Bisabolol imparts gentle floral hints that round out the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in an earthy, pungent flavor with diesel overtones that linger on the palate.

GMO Cookies is renowned for its deeply relaxing effects that envelop the body while allowing the mind to remain focused. Users often report feeling relaxed, happy, and uplifted, enjoying a long-lasting high that soothes both mind and body. Drawing from its Girl Scout Cookies lineage, it offers euphoric and uplifting sensations that enhance mood and promote happiness. The Chemdog heritage contributes to the potent body relaxation, providing a soothing experience without total sedation. This balanced blend makes GMO Cookies a favorite among those seeking mental clarity paired with physical tranquility.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid
Lineage: [Girl Scout Cookies] x [Chemdog]
Breeder: Mamiko Seeds
Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, Bisabolol
Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted, Euphoric
Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Coffee, Citrus, Herbal, Diesel

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ILLICIT Bruce Banner | Smokos (5ct)

Bruce Banner is a potent hybrid strain expertly crafted by Dark Horse Genetics, born from the powerful cross of OG Kush and Strawberry Diesel. This homage to the comic book legend delivers a dynamic experience that could transform even the most reserved individual into a lively and energetic persona. With its Sativa-dominant genes, Bruce Banner offers a substantial dose of THC, providing an intensely euphoric head high combined with a boost in creativity and overall mood.

The strain’s terpene profile features Limonene, Humulene, Nerolidol 2, Myrcene, and Pinene, contributing to its complex flavors and effects. Limonene imparts bright citrus notes that uplift the senses, while Myrcene adds earthy undertones promoting relaxation. Pinene introduces a refreshing pine aroma, enhancing alertness and focus. These terpenes create dominant flavors of sweet berries and strawberries, complemented by a strong, pungent diesel undertone inherited from its Strawberry Diesel parent.

Bruce Banner is known for its energizing and uplifting effects, making it an excellent choice for daytime use. Users often report high energy levels accompanied by heightened creativity and a euphoric mood. Drawing from its OG Kush lineage, it provides a balanced experience that relaxes the body without sedation, while the influence of Strawberry Diesel enhances motivation and happiness. This strain is ideal for those seeking an invigorating and joyful experience that stimulates both the mind and body.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [OG Kush] x [Strawberry Diesel]
Breeder: Dark Horse Genetics
Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, Nerolidol 2, beta Myrcene, beta-Pinene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Energizing, Euphoric, Happy, Uplifting
Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Diesel, Strawberry, Sweet

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ILLICIT Dirty Taxi | Premium Popcorn Flower

Dirty Taxi is a potent hybrid strain expertly cultivated by Top Dawg Seeds, born from the cross of GMO and Chem D I95. This unique blend results in a powerful yet nuanced cannabis experience that leans towards inducing feelings of happiness, relaxation, and euphoria. Drawing from its rich lineage, Dirty Taxi offers a soothing journey that begins with a swift surge of euphoric energy, instilling motivation and focus before settling into a calm and uplifting state.

The strain’s complex flavor profile is characterized by earthy and pungent notes complemented by hints of citrus, pepper, and herbal spices. Its primary terpene profile—featuring Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Humulene, and Pinene—contributes to this distinctive taste and aroma. Limonene adds a bright citrus zest that uplifts the senses, while Myrcene brings earthy undertones that promote relaxation. Caryophyllene introduces a spicy peppery nuance, enhancing the overall depth of flavor. Humulene adds subtle herbal notes, and Pinene infuses a refreshing pine aroma, rounding out the sensory experience.

Dirty Taxi is renowned for its focused, energetic, and happy effects. Users often report an invigorating sensation that spreads throughout the body, prompting physical activity and elevating the mood. The uplifting qualities inherited from GMO and Chem D I95 combine to create a balanced high that keeps spirits elevated and the mind engaged. Whether aiming to boost creativity, enhance motivation, or simply indulge in a euphoric escape, Dirty Taxi offers a memorable and satisfying encounter that resonates with both the body and mind.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: GMO x Chem D I95
Breeder: Top Dawg Seeds
Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Humulene, Pinene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Focused, Energetic, Happy, Uplifting, Body-High
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Citrus, Pepper, Herbal

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ILLICIT Franken Pie | Premium Popcorn Flower

Franken Pie is a captivating hybrid strain that unites the potent genetics of GMO and Cherry Pie, offering a deeply relaxing experience ideal for those seeking tranquility. This unique blend presents a rich flavor profile that delivers both sweet and savory notes, providing a delightful twist to the cannabis experience. The combination of Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Terpinolene, and Linalool terpenes contributes to its distinctive character, making each session with Franken Pie a flavorful journey.

The taste of Franken Pie is as intriguing as its effects. On the inhale, users may detect fruity and citrus flavors reminiscent of its Cherry Pie lineage, while earthy and woody undertones from the GMO parent strain emerge on the exhale. Hints of herbal and peppery notes add complexity, creating a well-rounded flavor profile that satisfies the palate. Limonene adds a bright citrus zest, uplifting the mood, while Myrcene enhances the strain’s calming qualities. Caryophyllene introduces subtle spicy tones, and Linalool contributes a gentle floral nuance, rounding out the sensory experience.

Franken Pie is celebrated for its uplifting, euphoric, and relaxing effects. Users often report a harmonious balance between mental invigoration and physical calmness. The strain may induce a sense of euphoria and elevated mood, promoting positivity and a light-hearted state of mind. As the experience unfolds, a soothing wave of relaxation can ease tension and foster a deep sense of contentment. Drawing from its GMO and Cherry Pie heritage, Franken Pie offers a well-rounded experience that is perfect for unwinding after a long day or simply embracing a peaceful state of being.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [GMO] x [Cherry Pie]
Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown
Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Terpinolene, Linalool
Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifting, Euphoric, Relaxed, Calming
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Fruity, Citrus, Woody, Herbal, Peppery

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ILLICIT Clementine | Smokos (2ct)

Clementine is an energizing sativa-dominant strain made by crossing Tangie with Lemon Skunk. This strain is loved for its sweet taste and citrus aroma. Clementine has won several awards, including the best sativa concentrate in 2015.

Clementine was originally produced by Crockett Family Farms, a family-run cannabis genetics company based in the Central Coast of California. The breeder’s Clementine Live Resin won first place for best sativa concentrate at the 2015 High Times Cannabis Cup in Michigan.

True to its name, Clementine is reported to have a sweet and citrusy aroma and THC levels that generally range between 20% and 25%, according to Crockett Family Farms. After measuring a variety of Clementine, the cannabis testing laboratory Analytical 360 found that the sample had THC levels that reached 27%, as well as a terpene profile dominated by terpinolene, which has a woodsy aroma with citrus and floral undertones, and caryophyllene, a terpene known for its herbal spiciness.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: [Tangie] x [Lemon Skunk]

Breeder: Crockett Family Farms

Primary Terpene Profile: Terpinolene, beta-Myrcene, alpha-Pinene, delta-Limonene, beta-Caryophylenne, Nerolidol 2

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Energetic

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Orange

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Jetty Extracts Acapulco Gold | Cart

Known for its vibrant citrus and creamy coffee undertones, Acapulco Gold offers a sweet and woody flavor profile. Its energizing effects inspire creativity and arousal, leaving you happy and refreshed.

Jetty High THC is super-potent and features a variety of legendary cannabis strains.

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Jetty Extracts GDP | Cart

GDP is a classic NorCal strain. It’s a potent, pure, heavy indica that will surely have you couch-locked. Good earthy flavor with hints of citrus fruit and spice.

Jetty HIGH THC is super-potent and features a variety of legendary cannabis strains. Jetty HIGH THC is triple-tested and made in our Oakland lab using an exclusive cannabis terpene blend.

Premium cartridge with Jetty signature wood tip. Works with any 510-thread battery

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Jetty Extracts Pineapple Express | Cartridge

Hard to argue with this classic strain. Its energetic, creative high lives up to the hype for sure. We like that it backs off a little bit on the top end, keeping things nicely in focus. The pineapple and mango notes seal the deal.

Jetty High THC is super-potent and features a variety of legendary cannabis strains. Jetty High THC is triple-tested and made in our Oakland lab using an exclusive cannabis terpene blend.

Look for the Jetty signature wood tip and our premium cartridges which work with any 510-thread battery.

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Superflux Ube Cake | Cured Budder

Featuring two of the absolute most popular and hyped strains of the last 5 years, Ube Cake is a frosty, dense, purple masterpiece with a sweet and creamy flavor and aroma with notes of fruity cereal.

The potential effect for most users tends to be on the heavier side, but with a good burst of mental euphoria that makes it a great pairing with an evening of relaxation.

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Superflux Chocolate Cherry Bling | Live Resin

Indulge in the rich, decadent aroma of Chocolate Cherry Bling, a premium cannabis budder crafted to preserve the essence of its parent strains. This concentrate boasts a smooth, whipped texture and an intricate flavor profile blending velvety chocolate undertones with the tart sweetness of ripe cherries. Perfect for connoisseurs seeking strain-specific terpene richness in every dab.

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Superflux Lion Sap | Infused Pre-Roll Pack (2ct)

This super-unique in-house creation sports some eye-popping terpene numbers and an exceedingly rate pinene-dominant profile. A great example of an equatorial type plant, this one stacks bracts on bracts and “foxtails” quite heavily, making for a structure that is as unique as its smell. Its pale green-gold coloration is dotted with very bright orange stigmas, which enhances its appearance further.

The one potentially provides a clear-headed, invigorating uplift that truly stands out from most modern cannabis. This one is best experienced with friends, in the sunshine, having a wonderful time.

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The Botanist Ube Cake

Featuring two of the absolute most popular and hyped strains of the last 5 years, Ube Cake is a frosty, dense, purple masterpiece with a sweet and creamy flavor and aroma with notes of fruity cereal.

The potential effect for most users tends to be on the heavier side, but with a good burst of mental euphoria that makes it a great pairing with an evening of relaxation.

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