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Dr. Funkenstein, also known as “Dr. Funk,” is an indica-dominant hybrid strain cultivated by Royal King Seeds. Born from the legendary union of Blueberry and Bubba Kush, this strain captures the best qualities of its renowned parentage. Dr. Funkenstein offers a flavorful journey that delights the palate with a blend of sweet berry notes and earthy sharpness, reflecting its rich genetic heritage.

The strain’s primary terpene profile includes Myrcene, Pinene, and Caryophyllene, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Myrcene enhances the sweet, fruity aroma and promotes a sense of relaxation. Pinene introduces subtle pine undertones that can uplift and refresh the senses, while Caryophyllene adds a spicy hint that elevates the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in a flavor profile featuring berry, blueberry, cheesy, and sweet notes that make each encounter with Dr. Funkenstein uniquely enjoyable.

Dr. Funkenstein is celebrated for inducing a multifaceted experience that pleasantly envelops both mind and body. Users often report an onset of euphoria and cerebral stimulation, fostering feelings of happiness and creativity. As the journey continues, it gradually transitions into a powerful body sensation that promotes deep relaxation and a laid-back state. This progression may lead to increased appetite and a gentle inclination toward introspection, accompanied by a soothing, sleepy feeling. Drawing from its Blueberry and Bubba Kush lineage, Dr. Funkenstein offers a well-rounded experience that balances uplifting mental effects with calming physical relaxation.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Blueberry] x [Bubba Kush]
Breeder: Royal King Seeds
Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Creative, Hungry, Sleepy, Euphoric
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Blueberry, Cheesy, Sweet, Earthy

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This cross of Dirty Banana and OG Kush Breath v.2.1 offers a sedating, relaxing effect with sweet, piney notes and is perfect for end of day relaxation or pain relief.

Lineage: Dirty Banana x OG Kush

Type: Indica

Effects: Relaxing, Pain Relief, Calming

Flavors: Pine, Sweet, Fruity

Gorilla Pie is a perfectly balanced hybrid strain born from the exceptional cross of Gorilla Glue #4 and Jelly Pie. This unique blend offers a harmonious fusion of effects and flavors that cater to both indica and sativa enthusiasts. The high from Gorilla Pie begins a few minutes after consumption, filling the mind with an uplifting sense of happiness and ease. Users often report an intense euphoria accompanied by increased sociability and creativity, making it an excellent choice for social gatherings or artistic endeavors.

The flavor profile of Gorilla Pie is as delightful as its effects. It offers a super sweet and fruity grape pie taste, accented by hints of black pepper and diesel on the exhale. The aroma mirrors this complexity, featuring a fruity berry overtone complemented by spicy herbs and a peppery, dank diesel finish. This rich palette of flavors is attributed to its primary terpene profile, which includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Terpineol. These terpenes contribute not only to its distinctive taste and smell but also enhance the overall experience by influencing its calming and uplifting effects.

Drawing from its parent genetics, Gorilla Pie inherits the euphoric and creative effects of Jelly Pie and the relaxing qualities of Gorilla Glue #4. Users may find themselves bursting into laughter, as the strain can induce a joyful and carefree mood. The combination of mental stimulation and physical relaxation provides a balanced experience that eases tension while keeping the mind engaged. Gorilla Pie is ideal for those seeking a strain that offers both a blissful cerebral high and a soothing body sensation, making it versatile for various occasions and times of day.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Jelly Pie] x [Gorilla Glue #4]
Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown
Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Terpineol
Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Blissful, Creative, Social, Calm
Top Report Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Cherry, Grape, Pepper

Spark a vibe with Donny Burger, a tantalizing hybrid strain that combines the best of its lineage to offer a truly unique cannabis experience. With a genetic makeup rich in diverse terpenes, Donny Burger promises a symphony of flavors and effects that cater to both the body and mind.

Donny Burger’s appearance is as captivating as its effects, with dense, resinous buds that boast hues of deep green and hints of purple, accented by fiery orange pistils. The generous coating of trichomes gives these nugs a sparkling, frosty appearance, hinting at the potency within.

Thanks to its diverse terpene profile, Donny Burger delights the palate witha complex flavor profile that includes notes of spicy earthiness, zesty citrus, and subtle floral undertones. Enthusiasts can expect a balanced high that
starts with a euphoric uplift and transitions into a deeply relaxing body buzz. Whether you’re looking to unwind after a long day or enhance social experiences, Donny Burger is sure to leave a lasting impression.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [GMO] x [Han Solo Burger]

Breeder: Skunk House Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Terpinene, Myrcene, Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Relaxed, Body-High, Social, Talkative

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Pine, Herbal, Floral, Peppery

The Flavor – Take a ride on Santa’s sleigh this season but be wary because this one is a killer! A high-flying and euphoric ride that helps keep all those holiday anxieties away with a calming and smooth effect like freshly fallen snow.

AVAILABLE DURING FALL & WINTER 2021 ONLY

The Process – Our distillate cartridges are born from the coldest of methods using high-quality flowers and high-quality equipment which creates the highest quality of oil. This golden nectar is never diluted with fillers or stuff that doesn’t belong in a vape cartridge. ILLICIT Sciences distillate is for those that crave a little flavor and fun with their method of medicating. (510 thread) Offering the latest in break-through medical vape technology engineering, TPK full ceramic cartridges are designed to work with higher viscosity oils above 70% and outperforms other market leaders with a strong focus on consumer health and safety. These dental grade ceramics are biocompatible and have a hardness of at least 7 on the Mohs scale. Uniform heating. No burning. Trusted industry-wide to deliver optimal vapor and pure flavor.

The Flavor – We took the best parts of those cold winter months and broke them down into your new favorite vape! But get it while it’s hot… or cold, because this one is only here for a short time. This one has hints of chocolate, wedding cake and a splash of boysenberry. One rip and you’ll feel that glow in your tummy to keep you warm all winter long.

AVAILABLE DURING FALL & WINTER ONLY

The Process – Our distillate cartridges are born from the coldest of methods using high-quality flowers and high-quality equipment which creates the highest quality of oil. This golden nectar is never diluted with fillers or stuff that doesn’t belong in a vape cartridge. ILLICIT Sciences distillate is for those that crave a little flavor and fun with their method of medicating. (510 thread) Offering the latest in break-through medical vape technology engineering, TPK full ceramic cartridges are designed to work with higher viscosity oils above 70% and outperforms other market leaders with a strong focus on consumer health and safety. These dental grade ceramics are biocompatible and have a hardness of at least 7 on the Mohs scale. Uniform heating. No burning. Trusted industry-wide to deliver optimal vapor and pure flavor.

**First picture is of the back of the shirt

Introducing the Illicit Astronaut T-Shirt – where cannabis culture meets space exploration. With an astronaut floating over an orange background, this shirt captures a unique blend of playfulness and curiosity.

Crafted for comfort and style, this shirt is more than clothing – it’s a statement of your distinctive taste and love for the unconventional.

Embrace the fusion of cannabis and cosmic wonder with the Illicit Astronaut T-Shirt.

**First picture is of the back of the shirt

Introducing the Illicit Astronaut T-Shirt – where cannabis culture meets space exploration. With an astronaut floating over an orange background, this shirt captures a unique blend of playfulness and curiosity.

Crafted for comfort and style, this shirt is more than clothing – it’s a statement of your distinctive taste and love for the unconventional.

Embrace the fusion of cannabis and cosmic wonder with the Illicit Astronaut T-Shirt.

Introducing the “Illicit Puffy Print Trucker Hat” – a stylish blend of comfort and flair. With classic trucker netting at the back, this hat offers breathability.

Featuring the iconic Illicit logo in puffy letters on the front, it’s more than an accessory – it’s a statement of your connection to Illicit. Elevate your headwear game with this unique hat.

Introducing the “Illicit Puffy Print Trucker Hat” – a stylish blend of comfort and flair. With classic trucker netting at the back, this hat offers breathability.

Featuring the iconic Illicit logo in puffy letters on the front, it’s more than an accessory – it’s a statement of your connection to Illicit. Elevate your headwear game with this unique hat.

The Rocker Sherlock pipe focuses on delivering big hits with style. Available in multiple colors, the Rocker Sherlock is designed to be gripped naturally, and either hand can easily reach the carb.

The pipe that Sherlock Holmes smoked is called the gourd Calabash. The shape dates back to the 1600s and immediately gained and maintained popularity to the present day. The Rocker Sherlock is reimagining the original Sherlock glass pipe shape to be more robust, functional, and novel.

When not in use, the Rocker Sherlock balances itself perfectly, and if it’s bumped, it will only rock gently back and forth instead of falling over. So tip the Rocker Sherlock and see how many rocks you can get, don’t worry, it won’t fall over.

The Rocker Sherlock pipe focuses on delivering big hits with style. Available in multiple colors, the Rocker Sherlock is designed to be gripped naturally, and either hand can easily reach the carb.

The pipe that Sherlock Holmes smoked is called the gourd Calabash. The shape dates back to the 1600s and immediately gained and maintained popularity to the present day. The Rocker Sherlock is reimagining the original Sherlock glass pipe shape to be more robust, functional, and novel.

When not in use, the Rocker Sherlock balances itself perfectly, and if it’s bumped, it will only rock gently back and forth instead of falling over. So tip the Rocker Sherlock and see how many rocks you can get, don’t worry, it won’t fall over.